Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

28th June 2011

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Bella’s Weather Report
New Moon, pp. 354-356

Tagged: Heyyou can't say you're breezythatthat totally negates the breezy.Since I can't beat her upI can at least make her upbeat.audiomelodramatic meteorology

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    THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING THING. I love this. You are awesome.
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    oh my god. I could /feel/ the static in my hair! /shot
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    CRYING. This is wonderful….
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    (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
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    This is fucking hilarious.
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    Unreal. Although I howled at the utter disdain in the narrator’s voice :) A beautiful reading of frighteningly bad...
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    I’m going to read Harry Potter now to get the stench of this book out of my head.
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    I could feel the static in my hair! :D
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    OMS how is this book so popular? Bella just goes on about NOTHING. FOREVER. The only thing that makes this good is how...
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    Want to reblog everything here. I can’t believe she had an editor.