Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

26th June 2011

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Worst. Sentence. Thus. Far.

Worst. Sentence. Thus. Far.

Tagged: DIEagramI can't. I ... can't.roadmap to sentence hellSentences are not minivans!It hurts.

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    Everyone, This is why I hate Twilight.
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    Holy shit how do you even manage to write that and think, yes, this is something I want thousands of people to read? I...
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    Someone did this for Palin they failed miserably.
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    Dear Lord. She’s worse than Charles Dickens!
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    I highly doubt Meyer even knows what the word enjambment is (except to add it to the list of ridiculously big words...
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    omg