Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

1st June 2011

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Tagged: Literally.were... were... werewolves?Why doesn't anyone kill in lukewarm blood?TRULY IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORDHow about you try protecting your readers from nonsense?Sam's Gang: A Documentary

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    Why doesn’t anyone kill in lukewarm blood?
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    Sam’s Gang: A documentary! LOL!
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    This. Omg. It would be so much better as a season of the Real World. Or Jersey Shore.
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    OMG. The Real Wold: Forks, WA. THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER.
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    Once again, for some reason: Vampires = GLORIOUS BEINGS OF PERFECTION AND BEAUTY Werewolves = HORRIBLE, MURDEROUS...
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    "were… were" Oh my God are you seriously stuttering in the narrative? STOP THAT.
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    Oh god the confessional interviews need to happen. Right this instant.
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