Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

13th July 2013

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Tagged: Were you educated in a barn? Close your parenthetical!Dashing through the sludgeYou realize that’s a smaller opening right?You used to be able to walk out the front door and now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhereYou're doing it wrong.Punctuation AbuseYou're making English cry.Hyphens make excellent shivs.

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