Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

5th May 2011

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Tagged: It's not cheating, especially if you're single.Out-of-Context Bellafinger paintingringing the Southern bellsthat's what she saidBella's holes

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    omg, the tags *dies*
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    Oh my god.
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    Oh my~
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    #It’s not cheating, especially if you’re single.x
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    #It’s not cheating, especially if you’re single.
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    hhhahhahahaha
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    shouldn’t that be “was” not “were” since “holes” is an aside?
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    xD From the greatest blog I’ve seen so far
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    Out-of-Context-New-Moon rocks!
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    Reblogged forever.
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    OMG. XD I CAN’T.
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    Well she wasn’t getting any from Edward…
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    DYING. The original tags: #It’s not cheating, especially if you’re single, #Out-of-Context Bella, #finger painting,...
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  26. andwarmwoolenmittens said: Most of the problems in this series could’ve been solved by increased masturbation, I think. There’s no way Bella could be as bitchy, or Jacob and Edward so obsessed, if they were getting off on a regular basis.