Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

4th May 2011

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Tagged: Jacob and Edward are equally impressive with their lumberjack blows.Jacob hit the tree once. That's a blow. Singular.Sarcastic trees mocking sparkling vampires.We're all celebrating Arbor Day this year.Twilight p 264NM p 270

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    I feel that if Stephenie Meyer were confronted with this particular problem she would say she meant it to read “two feet...
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    Hehehe….
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    Dude. I’m an official Lumberjack. This is nothing. I’m better than both Jacob and Edward.
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    That awkward moment when Minecraft and Twilight have something in common…
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  30. 100nights said: it works for minecraft