Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

22nd April 2011

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Tagged: Well, Min Cha put up with seven years of Wan Nam telling her she was stupid and ordering her to cook all his meals. Then one day, he was in the kitchen looking for his lunch and she just snapped. Took a carrot peeler and turned on him.Stalking is bad manners.inappropriate responses to social cuesshame carrotsstoppit

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  8. cractasticdispatches reblogged this from ivyblossom and added:
    Who doesn’t recognize the carrots of shame? How?
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    about this? Shame carrots!
  11. that-lunatic-slytherin reblogged this from ivyblossom and added:
    SO THAT’S WHAT THAT’S CALLED.
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    Can I just bring the shame carrots back? I keep meeting people who don’t know what shame carrots are.
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    This is one thing at which she’s not a hypocrite. She is okay with being stalked, and she expects other people to be...
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    Shame carrots! :D
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    Shame carrots! Now I have a name for that gesture, thanks!
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    #Well, Min Cha put up with seven years of Wan Nam telling her she was stupid and ordering her to cook all his meals....
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    ##Well, Min Cha put up with seven years of Wan Nam telling her she was stupid and ordering her to cook all his meals....
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    FINALLY, someone analyzing how horribly “crafted” these Twilight books (which are fun to read!) actually are.
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    ‘shame carrots’ i love it.
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