Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

8th January 2013

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Tagged: Even with vampire speed Carlisle cannot go fuck himself fast enough.I suppress my desire to interrupt conversation to correct your grammar but that doesn’t make me a good person. Just outwardly polite.Oh they don’t eat people. Well so what? A lot of bad people don’t eat people.Why don't you tell those tourists in Italy how great the Cullens are. That's right -- you can't.Twilight Sigh-ga

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