Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

23rd February 2011

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Tagged: Is it better to ponder your cereal or eat it cheerily?Joey: Man this is weird. Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat? Chandler: That's what's weird? Joey the man's been...BREAKFAST!

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    I do not think ponder means what Ms. Meyer thinks it means.
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    I’d love to be captain of a cereal. Someday I’m going to make that happen.
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    LOVE. Stupid Mike Newton and his life cereal.
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    I think so, Brain, but why is the “Big Bite” version still called “Frosted Mini-Wheats”?
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    I don’t care if you like Twilight or not, go follow this blog. It’s hilarious.
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