Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

17th October 2012

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Tagged: Must you remove your white gloves of authorial intent and smack obtuse readers in the face with them?SPOILER: ''I trailed behind him automatically.''See! See! See what I did there? It's the word ''is'' inside of nuance. LOLZ.Stephenie Meyer prefers nuisance over nuance.Then again she does have a tendency to follow boys around like a little lost puppy.Fun with awkward verbals!

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    an example of shit writing.
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    Talk more grammar to me.
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    Remember kids, showing with action and using all the senses is better than just telling what’s happening.
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    wow, amazing xD