Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

12th February 2011

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Tagged: I hate being cold.You do not watch movies on the couch with the statue of David.

  1. sakura-mori reblogged this from meghantheinvincible and added:
    Me neither.
  2. meghantheinvincible reblogged this from sakura-mori and added:
    I just… I will never, ever understand how an ice-cold, hard-as-rock statue is supposed to be sexy. And losing my...
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  5. rulesdontstop-me reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    #I hate being cold. #You do not watch movies on the couch with the statue of David.
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  8. emmery reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    My soul-mate will let me foot rape him all the time. Therefore, he will be my sole-mate.
  9. deliamary reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Absolutely. I pick my gentlemen callers based almost entirely on their ability to keep me warm whilst snuggling. The...
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  12. jumblejo reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    #You do not watch movies on the couch with the statue of David. I. KNOW. I get unreasonably cranky when I’m too cold for...
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  15. zeino reblogged this from szczurek and added:
    Well, at least I’ve made her watch Shiki and she seems to love it. XD obviously fufu
  16. szczurek reblogged this from zeino and added:
    Eww. I’m sorry for your loss. XD
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  18. saxifraga-x-urbium reblogged this from godiseven and added:
    Overall this is one of the reasons why werewolves > vampires for me. They’re traditionally quite warm. Delilahs have a...
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  21. subparbucks reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    “You do not watch movies on the couch with the statue of David.”
  22. szaleniec1000 reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    I can’t help but wonder how Edward’s coldness works thermodynamically. If he feels cold, it’s because he draws in heat...
  23. jmindigo reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Me too. :p Three dog nights are bad enough without sharing space with a popsicle.
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  25. godiseven reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    #I hate being cold. #You do not watch movies on the couch with the statue of David.
  26. beckybee reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    The one and only argument I will ever make towards the whole Jacob versus Edward thing: Why would you want to cuddle...
  27. gobabygogo said: This is one of the creepiest aspects of their relationship to me. Sleeping with him must be like getting your tongue stuck to a flagpole in winter only not your tongue.