Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

11th February 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kids''Burn book'' is such a versatile phrase right now.This is a problem.Mike Newton doesn't deserve this.Who kind of hopes Bella starts dating Mike Newton?

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    This tumblr is my new best friend. It’s laugh out loud funny. (that sounded just as lame as when tv commercials say it...
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    TEAM MIKE FTW
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    I never got what was supposed to be wrong with Mike, aside of course from “he’s not Edward”.
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    This is sooo funny.
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