Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

29th January 2011

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  1. benfoldsone reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
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  4. autumnbelle reblogged this from lettheraindropsfall and added:
    We should have sentences like this. on a pop quiz. (sarcasm)
  5. lettheraindropsfall reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    oh hey look. it’s my last dgp quiz.
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  7. millerflintstone reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    atrocious grammar is atrocious,
  8. gazmonster reblogged this from theycallmenerdy and added:
    I remember doing these in fourth grade, and our teacher kept telling us over and over how useful it would be to us later...
  9. theycallmenerdy reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    I remember doing these in 6th grade. Thank God Twilight didn’t exist back then.
  10. littledoglaughd reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    I took a class in college in which this was ALL WE DID. But we were never subjected to Stephanie Meyers’ prose.
  11. sidekicksaba reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Oh Stephenie Meyer, you create the most epic “sentences.”
  12. notverygoodatflyingaeroplanes reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    there aren’t words to describe how awesome I find this. (I may enjoy diagramming sentences. DON’T JUDGE ME. I can hear...
  13. steeltraintouch reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    DEAR GOD WHY?!?!!
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  15. younamemyname reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    i would have shot myself before figuring out how to put that sentence (can i even call it “sentence”?) into a road map...
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    Kill it with FIRE. HELLFIRE.
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    YOU KNOW WHAT I CANNOT? I CANNOT EVEN.
  21. agave-tequila reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    omg Meyer you’re a mess
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