Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

19th July 2012

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Tagged: ''Reverse the polarity!''Fido your leash is too long. You go where you don't belong.I may not have paid attention in science class but I did pay attention to MC Skat Kat.Stephenie Meyer fundamentally misunderstands attraction. This explains a lot.The magnet opus continues for several paragraphs.Eskimo kisses!

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