Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

16th June 2012

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Tagged: ...ergo Bella is not human. This explains much.I do not think it means what you think it means.You're not on People's List of the Sexiest Men Alive either.cygnus stultusimpressively convoluted sentences which accomplish nothing

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    Even just “endangered list” would still be acceptable. Don’t drag the rest of humanity down with you, Bella.
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    This is one of those phrases I just can’t stand. One person is not a species. Instead try this, “There were things just...
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    That moment when my day is made.