Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

14th June 2012

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Tagged: repeat repeat beat beatI wish I were kidding.If only Jasper could erase this page.Twhyyyyy?lightThe Cullens need culling.We've swapped Stephenie's manuscript with a grocery list. Let's see if she notices!Are you even trying?

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    My AP Lit teacher would look at this and rage. I’ve read smut that’s better than twilight.
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