Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

10th April 2012

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Anonymous said: Dear Dana: Please come back with the funny?

My grandfather died. I’ve been moping. Rest assured, I’ll be back (and when I do, I’m coming back with a shiny new laptop that doesn’t shut down randomly while I’m working).

  1. doinghair said: My condolences. Please take care of yourself as well while you’re grieving.
  2. rewritetwilight said: I love how we were all toe-tapping, wondering where you were, and now we’re all “No, no, it’s fine! Don’t worry about posting at all! Blog? What blog? I’ll just go back to the YouTube parodies.” We all love you Dana!!! Feel happy again soon sweetie.
  3. mizzgerken said: I’m so sorry! I’ve lost grandparents on both sides and miss them all sorely. We all understand your mopey-ness and look forward to your return when you’re ready. BTW, when you’re back to the funniness can you share any thoughts on 50 Shade of Grey?
  4. noellelefey said: I’m sorry about your loss :(
  5. babble-drabble said: Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that! Thank you for telling us, and I hope no one gets bitchy about your break.
  6. tallkin said: So sorry. :( My condolences to you and your family.
  7. cheeborg said: I recently lost my grandfather as well. I don’t presume to know what you’re going through, but I know it can be hard. I hope you find your inner strength and derive joy from your memories with him.
  8. manicpixiedeathbitch said: Oh gosh i’m sorry to hear that. Sending love to you and your family x
  9. steelwater said: I’m sorry for your loss.
  10. amunra said: My condolences!
  11. jaegerdelta said: My condolences to you and your family. *hugs*
  12. phoenixincendi said: SAD! My condolences for you and your family. Yay for shiny laptops though. :)
  13. balthatzar said: Sorry to hear about your grandfather :(
  14. alphacuddles said: I’m so sorry for your loss, take care!
  15. winchester-ivashkov said: i’m so very sorry for your loss!
  16. softlyfiercely said: Hugs!
  17. dodgy-mermaid said: Oh, no. :c I am so sorry. Be well.
  18. jorowlingisagoddess said: I’m so sorry for your loss. ::hugs::
  19. secondhandcats said: I’m so sorry for your loss. Take your time to grieve, bro. I’m happy to wait.
  20. infinitesonata said: Dana, I am so sorry about your grandfather! You are in my thoughts! <3
  21. shay-guy said: HaMakom yenachem etchem betoch sha’ar aveilei Tzion v’Yerushalayim.
  22. syntheticfail said: *hugs* My condolences. Of course, take all the time you need.
  23. blackthumbgreenwitch said: Sorry to hear that, Dana. :( -hug-
  24. margaeryfuckingtyrell said: Sending you and yours good vibrations and love!
  25. anonymoustoast said: I’m so sorry for your loss.
  26. bluesheriffbadge said: Awww, I’m so sorry! :c
  27. nadya-sparks said: My condolences on your and your family’s lose.
  28. coffeeandbrainz said: I’m sorry to hear about your grandfather. I’m sending you all my deepest condolences.
  29. silverilly said: Oh, Dana, I’m so sorry. Take all the time and hugs you need. *squishes*
  30. chibistarlyte said: I’m sorry for your loss. Lots of love for you~<3