Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

20th February 2012

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Tagged: Focus!I'm annoyed. Maybe it's more like irritated. I guess I might just be frustrated.Wake me up when you get to the plot.This is how she made a third book out of what should have been the last few chapters of New Moon.

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    a writer can’t use too much words. Yes. Yes you can use too much words. This is a perfect example RIGHT HERE.
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    the most boring anything ever
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    But Bella’s like, all deep and stuff, so it’s like okay. Dude, my hands are like, talking to me.
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    dude, I read the books through the first time, then I just skipped over the paragraphs and read dialogue. books should...
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    A lot of “best-seller” type books do this. I don’t get it. How can people read this shit? You know how many people I’ve...
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    This is perfection!
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    It’s amazing how many words she can cram onto a page without actually saying or doing anything of importance to the plot...
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    my favorite character to hate.
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    the actual text didn’t make sense, but at least we know the bottom line: She’s not grounded, but she can’t see Jake.