Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

14th February 2012

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Tagged: Comma splice your face open.I do not think it means what you think it means.Your boyfriend is a tool. Deal with it.indecent punctuation

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    Because I just had a refresher lesson on semicolons with my mother.
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    In Mr. Henthorn’s class, one comma splice meant a D, two meant an F. This leads me to wonder how on earth Stephanie got...
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    I have literally been giggling about that last remark for three minutes.
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    That comma just spliced my heartstrings.
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    NO, BELLA, SHUT UP, I HATE YOU BOTH.
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    WOAH THERE—TOPLESS COMMAS?!! MAYBE THIS BOOK WAS MORE EXCITING THAN I THOUGHT. In other news: ladies, don’t let your...
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    lol. Her comma splice is indecent. It’s certainly offensive to me.
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