Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

12th February 2012

Photoset with 655 notes

Tagged: ... or the author doesn't understand how to use a calendar.TwilineWarning: The Twilight Saga does not take place on Earth.timelinepractically canonically perfect

  1. ariento reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    oh jeez they didn’t even date for a full year before Sir Sparkly dumped her “for her own safety” she hadn’t even known...
  2. thecubeabides reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    snrk ‘super-bear’? is that a thing?
  3. definefandom reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  4. mcenchilada reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  5. decaffeinated-zombie reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  6. theevilwhore reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  7. kitten---kisses reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  8. onlyconsultingcriminal reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  9. burningcarousel reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  10. yamiy reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  11. five-minutes-to-midnight reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  12. hyenasaurus reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires
  13. msscarlettrice reblogged this from redofthewolves
  14. chloridecleansing reblogged this from unpopulartextpost
  15. unpopulartextpost reblogged this from aperkywallflower
  16. aperkywallflower reblogged this from redofthewolves