Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

5th February 2012

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Tagged: Charlie could require Edward to wear a crown declaring ''KING OF JACKASSES'' in order to be granted entry into the Swan home.Charlie will be receiving a son-in-law-to-be for Father's Day this year.Go hug your parents.Isabitch points a finger.Poor Edward :(You're gonna be sorry you were ever born / 'Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strongreblogging the typo is like getting the limited edition

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