Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

30th January 2012

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Tagged: When I'm not fair it's because I'm busy being fun.the ellipsis adds just a hint of fanfare* Yes I do know she was asking what he meant by that and not what the word meant

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    Clearly Bella does not follow this advice.
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    Seriously, if you’re not following this blog (http://reasoningwithvampires.tumblr.com/), then why are you still reading...
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    Eh. Good luck with that, Bella…
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    This is from a blog called “Reasoning with Vampires,” which examines the Twilight saga and points out all of the idiocy...
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    To be fair, the way Charlie says that implies he says “judiciously” to mean “with a couple suggestions from me”....
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  24. miss-hatter said: Bella doesn’t really seem like such a big reader if she has to ask the meaning of “judiciously”. >.>
  25. ollieshini reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Okay, if you don’t find this hilarious then you probably actually like the Twilight series.
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    x’D Esto no tiene precio.