Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

24th November 2010

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Tagged: conjunction malfunctioncommathetical mishapBella is an idiot.

  1. klepto-kitten reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    These were the things I could not stop thinking when I attempted to read Twilight.
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    Oh my god. laughing so hard at this.
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    I rarely post things that are primarily Twilight, but this is just worth it, don’t you think? Maybe Stephanie Meyer...
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    holy shit do I love this site.
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    Beautiful. Just. Beautiful.
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    I have utterly resolved I will never read this book. It sounds as if someone was just spewing shit from their brain and...
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    I just started following Reasoning With Vampires, a line-upon-line dissection of the horror that is Stephanie Meyer’s...
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    Such a great thing to point out. Please take note if you aspire to be a writer :)
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    They were passing houses on a winding road as they crossed the bridge. I see that kind of crap all the time in bad...