These were the things I could not stop thinking when I attempted to read Twilight.
Oh my god. laughing so hard at this.
I rarely post things that are primarily Twilight, but this is just worth it, don’t you think? Maybe Stephanie Meyer...
holy shit do I love this site.
Beautiful. Just. Beautiful.
I have utterly resolved I will never read this book. It sounds as if someone was just spewing shit from their brain and...
I just started following Reasoning With Vampires, a line-upon-line dissection of the horror that is Stephanie Meyer’s...
Such a great thing to point out. Please take note if you aspire to be a writer :)
They were passing houses on a winding road as they crossed the bridge. I see that kind of crap all the time in bad...