Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

29th January 2012

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Tagged: Also: I call bullshit on that ''without complaining'' business.Did you write the Twilight Saga for William Shatner?Punctuation Abusewhyyyyylight?Sometimes you have to throw the sentence in drive and stop tapping the brakes or your reader will get whiplash.

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    shit, meyers. can’t you write?
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    asjlfksjlc Stephenie what WHAT
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    Re-blogging because the author made the most epic tag of all. #Did you write the Twilight Saga for William Shatner?
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    love the original tags on...one. #Also: I call bullshit on that ”without complaining”...
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    And people ask me why I think Meyer is such a horrible writer. I stopped writing sentences like this in fourth grade.
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    This is only part of the reason I find the Twilight series to be one of the most horribly written books to ever be...
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    fuck i can’t stop laughing
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    OMFG THE TAGS #Did you write the Twilight Saga for William Shatner? #Sometimes you have to throw the sentence in drive...
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    Favorite hashtag “did you write the Twilight Saga for William Shatner?”
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