Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

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Tagged: DIEagramDid anyone really need the parenthetical reminders of which character is what supernatural being?I also have an unfailingly crabby glare.It hurts.Last time on the Cold and the Pitiful...STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.roadmap to sentence hellsentences are not mini-vansgrammarwritingsentence diagrams

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    Dana, Dana, queen of grammar, let me crown you with a diadem of semicolons and sit you on a Bookshelf Throne~
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    I diagram sentences in my head sometimes. Nothing complicated mind you, just the basics. This is hilaaaaarious.
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    Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Make it stop. Someone. Please.
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    I am all for the creative use of language, but…
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    That… that is a single sentence. What the ever loving fuck.
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    O_O; This looks like a run-on sentence from a FIRST DRAFT.
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