Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

23rd November 2010

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Tagged: red on the top means stop! stop! stop / yellow in the midddle means be careful when you're little / green on the bottom means GOOOOOO!I'm stumbling over these commas like I'm Bella freaking Swan.

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    The poetic stylings of Stephenie Meyer never cease to amaze! Talk about rhythm!
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