Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

22nd January 2012

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TARGET WOMEN: Doofy Husbands

TARGET WOMEN: Doofy Husbands

Tagged: a side of misandry to complement your full serving of misogynyMust you make all of the adults bumbling and oblivious?doofusfull of furniture for some reasonYeah. Spec'd.

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    This whole blog just reminds me of the manuscript. It makes me cry both tears of joy and pain.
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    Kiddies, remember: your dad will ALWAYS be able to use a microwave. Always.
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    Hell, it’s more misanthropy than misandry. Every single human is dumber than ten bags of hammers. (Well, except super...
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    Even I can use a microwave.
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    #a side of misandry to complement your full serving of misogyny
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    THIS THIS THIS. Logic fail.
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    These books just get dumber the longer they go on, huh?
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