Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

20th November 2010

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Tagged: comma with wet hair.Way to make Bella travel down the stairs in a way that should make her clumsy ass fall but doesn’t since it’s inconvenient to the scene.

  1. kyokoha reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Love it, especially because she commented with an expression often used here in Québec :) This blog is so funny!
  2. cheesewithyourwhine reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    I honestly liked this best because she said “Donnez-moi un break.” (Roughly Give me a break in frenglish. ((I maded a...
  3. vbcnxmz reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    #Way to make Bella travel down the stairs in a way that should make her clumsy ass fall but doesn’t since it’s...
  4. girlwithalessonplan said: The comma clarifies the pajamas themselves do not have wet hair. Still, it’s a crap sentence.
  5. hayjulay reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Just reading these little snippets make my brain hurt. I couldn’t imagine reading four books of this shit.
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