Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

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17th November 2010

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Tagged: He's like a child. GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY, EDWARD.Only boring people get bored.I know swimming is there twice. I swam competitively as a child and in high school. That fucker doesn't have to BREATHE and all he does is watch a sullen girl babble. Screw that noise. THE COAST IS RIGHT THERE

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    This is beautiful. And this blog’s tags totally beat my tags. :c
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    Lost it at “watch TV, repeat everything you hear in Italian accent”.
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    I don’t know, I still think stalking Bella is the best idea… SARCASM.
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    Especially since it was “ninety...junior.” If she were 200 she might have seen things...
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    This is a very valid idea.
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    Personally I’m in favour of ‘go find Atlantis’.