Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

16th January 2012

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Tagged: I am jealous of the perfect arch of his eyebrow. I can never get my arch perfect.a new religion that will bring you to the beesangry velvethis eyes were the color of a dehydrated man's urineperfect golden velvetBOYFRIEND: ''Edward is Cold Hands?! (pause) That's a cross-over I do *not* want to see...''

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    Aaaaand this is why I couldn’t get through the first book. I cannot understand how this was so many people’s favorite...
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    descriptions of Edward from Twilight. my word.
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    I HAD TO REBLOG FOR THAT TAG. #Fandom mashup: The Others = vampires #They are cold and sparkly #And Edward
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    Reblogged for the tag: “BOYFRIEND: ”Edward is Cold Hands?! (pause) That’s a cross-over I do *not* want to see…” Me...
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    Another reminder of why Twilight sucks. The overly psycho description of Edward Cullen.
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    #His eyes were the color of a dehydrated man’s urine
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    CAN’T BREATHE. Can we turn this into a rap?
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    it was THAT bad, apparently it is… Seriously though,...the right can’t be real, oh god XD
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    Dear lord. I think the one that made me want to vom the most was “His sweet breath fanned across my face” Firstly, ew....
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