Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

16th January 2012

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Tagged: Dialogue TagsI have officially gone to the scary place.It's not even about the writing. Now it's like the bookish equivalent of collecting Pez dispensers.NOT comprehensive (i.e. I left some dialogue tags out)exclusively from New MoonOh... she has a thesaurus all right.

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    Myer’s showing her talent with words! … Or not.
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    EVERYTHING about Reasoning With Vampires is…so…ap;iohWAeafj;erw. Also, ALL OF THESE ARE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER. As you...
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    ….this looks like my high school fanfics o_o You know…Meyer…it’s okay to use “said” once or twice…
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    Acidly. Acidly. ACIDLY. I don’t care if that’s a real word. It’s a terrible one.
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    WHAT ARE THESE WORDS MY EYES ARE SEEING. BUT ACTUALLY.
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