Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

16th January 2012

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Tagged: Dialogue TagsI have officially gone to the scary place.It's not even about the writing. Now it's like the bookish equivalent of collecting Pez dispensers.NOT comprehensive (i.e. I left some dialogue tags out)exclusively from New MoonOh... she has a thesaurus all right.

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    Bahahaha, priceless.
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    My previous post, this is why “Twilight" sucks. Or, one of the many reasons.
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    This is why I don’t like that post of words synonymous with “said" that’s been going around. All those words have...
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    excellent thesaurus use there, ms. meyer. *vomits*
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    #I have officially gone to the scary place. #It’s not even about the writing. Now it’s like the bookish equivalent of...
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