Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

15th January 2012

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    Unintentionally hilariously stupid Twilight lines!
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    Unintentionally hilarious Twilight lines. Everyone should follow this blog. Seriously.
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    Oh God. Is it just me or are these excerpts from New Moon unintentionally REALLY hilarious?!
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    “Jacob was my friend whether he killed people or not.” “stridently”? oh, my favorite: “his face tanned and wind-whipped...
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    My favorite is ‘impressive leathery crust.’ impulsivetyper:
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    “drowning really had taken a lot out of me” OMFG almost dying made you tired?you don’t say? “jumping off a cliff was...
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    don’t ever again let a student tell you they enjoy this book. that is something they should know better than to tell...
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    Woah woah woah … Bella’s in Calculus? The believability of these books isn’t just called into question because they have...