Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

14th January 2012

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These are from New Moon exclusively.
To see the Twilight compilations: mumble, murmur, mutter.

Tagged: Dialogue TagsDo your Auntie Dana a favor: ENUNCIATE!New MumbleNew MurmurNew MutterWhyyylight?These are from New Moon exclusively.

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    I’ve read fanfiction better then this.
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    1. I actually liked these books? 2. That is just sad.
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    for the love of decent writing NEVER WRITE AGAIN
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    For the love of decent writing use a THESAURUS.
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    ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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    This actually took me a second, but when the idiocy sank in…
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