Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

13th January 2012

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Reminder: Book 1

Tagged: I realized...I realized my eyes were rolling.least. observant. narrator. ever.They look like big good strong hands don't they? I always thought that's what they were...As I closed ''Breaking Dawn'' I realized this was a terrible novel series.

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    End of the book posts are my favorite.
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    The first one is such crap. He’s a “vampire” and he couldn’t move your arm? Bull.
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    a rattle shook through my rib cage.
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    “I hadn’t realized I’d fallen asleep” XD, Oh yeah, I get that problem all the time Pfft
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    I realized that I was laughing after I started laughing. Nearly choking on my strawberry gum, I clicked reblog.
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    Why doesn’t Bella ever notice what’s going on lmao
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    Bella why do you not know what is going on with your own body/self? Is this whole book some kind of out-of-body...
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    she literally sounds like she’s blazed off her gourd like this
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    #As I closed ”Breaking Dawn” I realized this was a terrible novel series.