Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

10th November 2010

Photo reblogged from semi-charmed kind of life; with 431 notes

phantom-notes:

I’m not going to take anyone’s argument as valid when they start it out with, “this sentence so scary that it should sparkle.”
If you are going to make fun of someone’s writing, then please learn how to correctly format a sentence and use proper English.

Thanks, Captain. I’ll remember that. By the way, that entry was edited and updated shortly after it was published with a typo. The awesome nerdgurl pointed the typo out. (OMG. I ended that sentence with a preposition.) I really love when people point out my typos so I can fix them. Editing is magical. I’m really into a willingness to improve.
I’m also really into checking things out before going all bitch-monkey. (I wouldn’t have gotten past the preface of Twilight if I were like you.) Oh, shit, you’re probably not reading this, because you decided to disregard the post since it started out with a shitty sentence. I’m still starting out with the moron sentence since this is a reblog. Have you read this far? If you have, can I make-did this sentences no good grammar-time for the stoopids so you stop reading it? This would be the perfect time to go super-mock and call you something sparkling. I won’t do that, though, because if you’re reading this: I win. AT THE INTERNET.
Kisses.

phantom-notes:

I’m not going to take anyone’s argument as valid when they start it out with, “this sentence so scary that it should sparkle.”

If you are going to make fun of someone’s writing, then please learn how to correctly format a sentence and use proper English.

Thanks, Captain. I’ll remember that. By the way, that entry was edited and updated shortly after it was published with a typo. The awesome nerdgurl pointed the typo out. (OMG. I ended that sentence with a preposition.) I really love when people point out my typos so I can fix them. Editing is magical. I’m really into a willingness to improve.

I’m also really into checking things out before going all bitch-monkey. (I wouldn’t have gotten past the preface of Twilight if I were like you.) Oh, shit, you’re probably not reading this, because you decided to disregard the post since it started out with a shitty sentence. I’m still starting out with the moron sentence since this is a reblog. Have you read this far? If you have, can I make-did this sentences no good grammar-time for the stoopids so you stop reading it? This would be the perfect time to go super-mock and call you something sparkling. I won’t do that, though, because if you’re reading this: I win. AT THE INTERNET.

Kisses.

Tagged: Oh big surprise, I'm a bitch.I haven't replied to a bitchy reblog in forever.

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    Ellipses don’t work this way.
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    I feel that this is a good time to point out that RwV is a big part of why I joined Tumblr to begin with.
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    To all twilight lovers, please read the books carefully.
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    This has to be the worst published sentence I have ever read.
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    Three times too many periods.
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    when it comes to writing, twilight stands as a prime example of “what not to do.” the lovely smeyer has no idea when to...
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