Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

31st December 2011

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

To avoid watching it in a crowded theater, I waited several weeks after the premier to see Breaking Dawn. I just got back, and I have only one question:

WHEN DID G’MORK AND DARK HEART HAVE A LITTER OF PUPPIES?!?!

Tagged: Carrie is still my Camp Champ.Hah! A chandelier of frozen feelings. Take a look—all of your friends frozen in my crystal...I am the servant of the Power behind the Nothing.G'morkCare BearsBreaking DawnWolf-telepathy how I have underestimated you!

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  4. xoxocommunismgurl said: #Care bears? I love this blog
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    LMAO u don’t even know HOW much i loved that stupid care bears movie with dark heart.
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  8. khoney698 said: I hesitate to ever see this. Honeymoon scene + Birth scene = uncomfortable viewing?
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    True story: When I was little, I used to get all my Care Bears together (usually with some My Little Pony stand ins) and...
  10. gorawickid said: I love Dark Heart lol
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    #Carrie is still my Camp Champ. #Hah! A chandelier of frozen feelings. Take...look—all of...
  12. thewildmage said: I love you and this Care Bear reference so so much. Also G’Mork is terrifying.
  13. key-youth-bert said: Oh the wolf telepathy part had me in tears. Sadly, I went surrounded by Twilight fans, so I was sobbing quietly into my hand while simultaneously fearing for my life.