Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format.
The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is.
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
To avoid watching it in a crowded theater, I waited several weeks after the premier to see Breaking Dawn. I just got back, and I have only one question:
WHEN DID G’MORK AND DARK HEART HAVE A LITTER OF PUPPIES?!?!
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#Care bears? I love this blog
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LMAO u don’t even know HOW much i loved that stupid care bears movie with dark heart.
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khoney698 said:
I hesitate to ever see this. Honeymoon scene + Birth scene = uncomfortable viewing?
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True story: When I was little, I used to get all my Care Bears together (usually with some My Little Pony stand ins) and...
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I love Dark Heart lol
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#Carrie is still my Camp Champ. #Hah! A chandelier of frozen feelings. Take...look—all of...
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troll-logic said:
I love you and this Care Bear reference so so much. Also G’Mork is terrifying.
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unmanageablemischief said:
Oh the wolf telepathy part had me in tears. Sadly, I went surrounded by Twilight fans, so I was sobbing quietly into my hand while simultaneously fearing for my life.
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