Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

15th December 2011

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Tagged: ...gritted his teeth... as hard as his fists?Maybe hands grit in Saw movies but I don't think that's what she was going forRule 1: Make sense.wait... what?Chickens don't clap.

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    I am now going to have nightmares of hands gritting and dentures snapping about, I just know it.
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    How does one grit their fists
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    What does that even MEAN?!
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    Don’t even try, Mrs. Meyer. Teeth-gritting is for Stannis, not Jacob.