Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

14th December 2011

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Tagged: Don't call me. Don't write. Don't show up in the middle of the night.Stalking trespassing and harassing phone calls are not cute!Stop being creepy! Everyone!inappropriate responses to social cuestumblr! I want my commas back!This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.

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    *whacks Bella upside the head with a frying pan made out of mace*
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    Crazed girl. hahahaha
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    I called him every morning at 2 AM, and he just never picked up….
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    I imagine Billy DID invest in caller I.D. after Bella’s first episode of obsessive phone calling.
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    the moments when my ‘Bella, Yous...Dumb Btch’ feelings erupt. Bella…yous a totally dumb...
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    Well, she did learn from the best.
  23. luanna255 said: Also, maybe he wasn’t answering your late-night calls because he WAS SLEEPING, Bella. Has she gotten so used to hanging out with vampires that she’s forgotten that normal people have to sleep during the night?
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    I love this site. It covers so many things that I felt about these books while I was slogging through them so I could...
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    I have to deal with shit like this. Ridiculous.
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    *steps up to the microphone* *clears throat* Ahem. Bella? You used this boy like Kleenex, then ditched his ass to go...
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