Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

14th December 2011

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Tagged: I'd be less worried about a visit from the Volturi and more worried about a visit from the EPA.The Secret of the Oozeconstant moistureinappropriate vocabularya little of column A; a little of column B

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    Rain doesn’t ooze. If something is oozing… well, you should be worried.
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    #I’d be less worried about a visit from the Volturi and more worried about a visit from the EPA. #The Secret of the Ooze...
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    I should have guessed as much. God damn it, Stephenie Meyer. Always with the bad.
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