Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

13th December 2011

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Tagged: Every fairy tale should be updated to include uterine piñatas!Found it!What? She asked...Bella's menstrual cycle: there's something for everyone!

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    BWAHAHAHAhahaha oh god my sanity *cries*
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    OMFG. The lulz are killing me.
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    Every fairy tale should be updated to include uterine piñatas!Found it!What? She asked…Bella’s menstrual cycle: there’s...
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    Those are the original tags. I think “uterine piñatas” is the greatest phrase ever coined by a human being
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    FUCKING LOVE THIS WHOLE TUMBLR! There are not enough hours in the day to read all the posts! It’s clever and snarky and...
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    I’m going to pretend she’s talking about this Prince.
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    The tags. THE TAGS. XD