Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

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12th December 2011

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Tagged: I don't know if it's the fictional police chief or the author but someone needs a performance review.Maybe he was busy fishing?Really?You're killing me Smalls.Characterization? Why would I need to add characterization? Have you read about Edward's perfect marble ass?

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    He’s the chief of fucking police. And yet he didn’t have cops scouring Forks, he didn’t have connections in Seattle...
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    LOL how stupid is this? It seems our brilliant author made his occupation nothing more than an accessory.
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    #I don’t know if it’s the fictional police chief or the author but someone needs a performance review.Maybe he was busy...
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