Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

11th December 2011

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Tagged: You always wish for more wishes!When my parents got married my mom didn't say ''I do.'' She said ''Yeah I guess...''Vampiric metaphors for virginitytime dowryI'm worth at least three goats.Did you really just say shit or get off the pot... right here in the Starlight Room?

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    Look at this shit! WHAT IS THIS OH GOD
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    Also, she wants to be a vampire so she can be with him forever. She makes this very clear. Painfully clear. Irritatingly...
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    Shit, is that really how he proposed? That’s. Damn. That’s not romantic by any stretch of the imagination.
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    gentlemen, is why I ship Edward/Jacob. 8D
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    This is SO WRONG on so many levels, not least of which is the “Anything… NO!”
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    Worst proposal ever. Stuff like that makes me want to punch Edward in the face. :P
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    Bella gives off this vibe that she has to not want (or at least not show that she wants) things that she really wants....
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    I love how the hearts font makes my inner voice read this in a high-pitched girly tone
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