Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

26th October 2010

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Tagged: He's like, Whitney Houston recorded, 'I'm Every Woman.' Chaka didn't want that, Chaka mad.I'm like, Chaka mad?He's like, Chaka real mad.I'm trying to figure out what I'm supposed to do about Chaka being mad.

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    The CD in question was a Linkin Park one. I actually liked Linkin Park, back in the day. *sigh*
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    As I read this one I had “Chaka mad. Chaka reeeeaaal mad” going in my brain. And there it was in the tags.
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    Man, it’s stupid...she doesn’t want...date her book (even...
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    THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT TWILIGHT. You’re talking about Muse, Stephanie Meyer, we all fucking know that....
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    Seriously, this never gets old.
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    want to deliberately have no personality like Bella! And Meyers likes Muse, which hurts my MIND.
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    Oh no. The discovery of a blog who’s sole purpose is to grammatically and syntactically dissect the Twilight books in a...
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