Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

10th December 2011

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Tagged: Be nicer to your parents.Continuity is so inconvenient.I'm not impressed.It was very difficult for me to rebel as a teenager.inconsistent Bellamiddle-aged childMy mom is awesome.

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    Yeah, see, this would work if we’d been shown even ONCE prior to Bella and Edward getting together her maturity and...
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    I would just like to say that while I never “snuck out” as a teenager, that kind of situation was basically me as a...
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    #Be nicer to your parents.Continuity is so inconvenient.I’m not impressed.It was very difficult for me to rebel as a...
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    that’s my mom too
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    If we’d ever seen anything...support this idea...Bella’s...
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    I wish I had your mom, Dana. Of course, my mom probably wishes I would be as mature as you, so I should probably work on...
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    I have a similar conversation with my mom. Like once, I told...I don’t wanna go to...
  20. hermightyubergeekness reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. If Bella’s “mature,” write her that way, damnit.
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    To be completely honest, running off for the one you love is spontaneous. I think the point she was trying to get across...
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    It kills me that Meyer acts like her characters are independent entities that she can’t control, yet their qualities as...