Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

10th December 2011

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Tagged: I still lick the hands of people who try to cover my mouth.Love means never having to say ''I want my face back.''Maybe he's trying to help her find her lips...?That's right. I'd bite the vampire. I like a little irony in my self-defense.There is no reason to do this to the face of a sober medically stable adult female.inappropriate responses to social cuesstoppitunhand me you cadBoyfriend is very patient.

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    Epic tags are epic. ‘unhand me you cad’ lmfao Also completely true. Anyone’s hands get near my mouth I get bitey.
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    Keeping all those wonderful, wonderful tags.
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    DAFUQ that tag I love it ^
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    Is…this an excerpt from it?…god - I know people love this stuff and all, but I really hate the way she writes. I don’t...
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    This is why I hate Twilight and every weak excuse of a human being that defends it.
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    I still lick the hands of people who try to cover my mouth.Love means never having to say ”I want my face back.”Maybe...
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    Lmao I agree that we shouldn’t teach young girls...want things like this, but to some of...
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    dem tagssssssss. click the original post to see the best part.
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    #Love means never having to say ”I want my face back.” #That’s right. I’d bite the vampire. I like a little irony in my...