Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

8th December 2011

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Tagged: Eclipse has a 340 page prologue found in the middle of a different bookIsn't that inconvenient!dénouement: the final outcome of the main dramatic complication in a literary worklast minute additionsquote from White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)I knew it the whole time. I was just checking to see if you knew it too.

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    Well, actually, the Colbert approach is the only thing about this I can admire.
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    stephen colbert+twilight ridicule.
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    Putting aside that Stephen Colbert is always right forever, that is not the correct way to write a book, movie, etc....
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