Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

4th December 2011

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Tagged: Do vampires floss?Does Edward brush his teeth?How is it that vampires' fangs are such a defining characteristic ... and yet no one ever mentions dental hygiene?The unintended consequences of sloppy writing.When I'm not fair it's because I'm busy being fun.Is this like the cloud of ink that squids use to escape danger?

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    You know, I’m still not happy with this....feel like the “quiet” thing doesn’t make sense....
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    LOST joke at Twilight’s expense. Hehehe
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    Now if you look at the passage, I’m pretty sure Stephanie Meyer was trying to say that the lighting around them was so...
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    No, BAD SMOKE MONSTER! Stop it! Gah, NIGHTMARES!
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