Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

3rd December 2011

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Tagged: Clark Gable was hot but I wouldn't let him take a seventeen-year-old girl to the prom today.Edward is old. Really old.GerontophiliaI'm going to guess it's Door 2 for that Related: question.Not hot. Gross.Yes -- squickedBack away from the centenarian

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    silent—mvp: The two situations are completely incomparable. In GoF, Hermione got hit with a curse, I think densaugeo...
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    I’m going for her forgetting that Edward is really, really old. She knows that he’s a vampire, but that doesn’t mean...
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    One more thing: her voice was “pale”. That is all.
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