Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

30th October 2011

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Tagged: repeat repeat, beat beatexclusively from eleven pagesthe epic battle against sleep rages onThis chapter was so much longer than necessary.

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    It’s astounding that there are so many repetitions within just 11 pages…how is this even possible? I know I always say...
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    I FOUGHT WITH MY HEAVY LIDS, AND I WON. I WON THE FIGHT AGAINST MY HEAVY LIDS.
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    I could vomit reading this. What the hell was wrong with me in middle school?
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