Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

25th September 2010

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Tagged: Edward's dictionThe Great Gatsby isn't exactly archaicTwilight23 Skidoo!

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    This has always bothered me (rofl) along with laughter that sounded like bells.
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    “And the way he sometimes spoke, with unfamiliar cadences and phrases that better fit the style of a turn-of-the-century...
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    This turn-of-the-century phrasing most likely occurred during one of the conversations we’re never actually shown.
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    I’m probably just going to go about reblogging this blog all day.
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    One of the things I mentioned to my librarian when I read Twilight the first time.
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    And this.
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    found this via daniel. HIGH-larious. i always said id sit down and read em.
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    best twilight-shitting tumblr ever
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